Kiss, Jungle se.....

The birds and animals in the jungles of Malaysia have suddenly gone affray for the past 3 days.....
The presence of a homosapien sapien erectus called NEGAR KHAN is finally felt in their home land....
Tortured to extinction with the company of the likes of Palak and Aman Verma for a long long time the animals are finally breathing a sigh of relief and a fervour of excitement runs across with every animal dancing in erotic rhythn to "chalti jawani meri....."
The orangutan has already asked her nubile kids not to venture around alone if a film is being shot with Aman Verma as the lead, the jungle has already its fair share of mixed breeds they keep saying
Some of them are even tuned into their 'jungle tv' to catch the missed glimpses of bountyful of the pavitra 'bahus'of prime time telivision and what some of the lead singers have to offer and Negar has only 'laced' up the show bathing by the stream in her cute little bikini..
And also, they are enlightened to a completely new dialect of hindi..The beauty while conversing with a co-participant ,"may aapko trast karta!!!"...."May saab kaam karta,muji kaam do!!!"
some hindi....
For everyone who thought this is a gimmick taking place in some secluded studios in Mumbai this is straight out of a distraught chimp's mouth in Malayasia who is sore at yudisthir getting the nod above him to host the show..